Photostory Friday: It must be Italian!

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One full size mannequin leg, bought on ebay: $40 + $10 shipping

One pair of fishnet stockings, purchased from Target (they are fishnets, but it's hard to tell from the picture): $7

One do-it-yourself lamp kit, from Home Depot: $9

One lamp shade from Target: $15

One four inch brass vase cap, purchased from The Lamp Company: $3

One tube of five minute epoxy: $3

Six feet of black fringe lace, from JoAnn's fabric store: $8

One wooden plaque for a base, from Michael's: $8

One clandestine trip to the Blue Boutique -- the only place in town (this is Salt Lake, people) that sells a woman's black, patent leather, size 6 pump, with a five inch heel (they wouldn't sell me just one): $40

The soft glow of electric sex, gleaming in MY window: Priceless!

A Random Sampling...

Do you ever get to that point where you have all these ideas for blog posts rattling around in your head, and you know none of them will ever see the light of day?

Well, it's time for me to empty the inbox of my brain.

First of all, let me get this off of my chest: 

When did "Happy Holidays" become akin to blasphemy? I've always said Happy Holidays. People have always said it back to me. I also say Merry Christmas. I try to respond to both greetings with gratitude. I don't boycott stores that wish me Happy Holidays, I don't over patronize the ones that wish me a Merry Christmas. 

If you want to keep Christ in Christmas, start by trying to be Christlike. I don't know everything, but I feel that hypocrisy, self righteousness, contention, offense and vindictiveness are not in keeping with the Spirit of Christmas. 

This should be the time of the year, when we all cut each other a little slack.

There, I feel better. 

Second: A couple of Emma conversations

#1

Someone drew squiggles on the T.V. 

Dad: Emma, did you draw on the T.V. screen with a crayon?

Emma: No

Dad: Well, what happened to the screen?

Emma: The candle did it. (We had gotten a Countdown to Christmas candle from the neighbors)

Dad: The candle? Not you?

Emma: Yep. 

Dad: Was the candle in your hand, and were you doing this (makes circular, drawing motion with his hand) 

Emma: Yep.

Dad: But it was the candle's fault?

Emma: Right.

#2

Emma: Dad, I'm ready for my bath!

Dad (sitting at the computer): I know honey I'll be right there.

Minutes go by...

Emma: Dad! It's time for my bath!

Dad (still at the computer): I know, I'm almost done, hang on...

Still more minutes...

Emma: Can I take my bath NOW?!?!

Dad (you guessed it, still at the computer): I'll be done, here in just a second...

Emma (in her most helpful voice): Dad, did you know that if you clicked on that little red circle up there, you could be done right now?

And lastly, for all those who inquired, here's a recipe for funeral potatoes:

I should start with a little background -- I wrote this to Alexandria at I'm The Mom, already, but it was too long of an explanation to keep trying to type on my phone.

In Utah, where the population is about seventy percent LDS, you not only have the Mormon religion, you also get a big dose of the Mormon culture. Over the years, we've developed a few quirks, one of which is calling a certain casserole type dish --  made of some combination of potatoes, cheese, sour cream, and a few other things -- funeral potatoes. 

It's certainly not exclusive to Mormons, but here, whenever there is a big family event (wedding, funeral etc...) everyone brings food, and someone always brings this dish -- it's VERY good, especially with ham! 

We also have the reputation of eating a LOT of Jell-O (most consumed per capita in the U.S.), particularly green Jell-O, with stuff in it (shredded carrots, marshmallows, raisins etc). But I'll stick with the potatoes. 

There are many, MANY variations on this theme, but here's a basic recipe. It's from the cookbook "The Essential Mormon Cookbook: Green Jell-O, Funeral Potatoes, and other Secret Combinations." The title is very funny if you're a Mormon, a little baffling if you're not. 

12 large potatoes or one (32 oz) bag of frozen hash browns

2 (10 3/4 oz) cans cream of chicken soup

2 cups sour cream

1 cup grated cheddar cheese

1/2 cup butter, melted

1/3 chopped onion (I'd leave the onion out personally) 

2 cups crushed corn flakes

2 tablespoons butter, melted

Peel potatoes, and boil for 30 minutes, until just tender. Cool and grate into greased 9" x 13" baking dish. Combine soup concentrate, sour cream, cheese, the 1/2 cup melted butter, and onions (if you must). Gently blend into potatoes. Combine crushed corn flakes and 2 tablespoons of melted butter. Sprinkle on top. Bake at 350 degrees for thirty minutes. Makes twelve servings. 

ENJOY WITH HAM AND GREEN JELL-O!!

It's a major award!

The comedic tourist over at In the Gutter, has tagged me with this informative Deck the Halls meme. I don't even know what "meme" means -- can somebody enlighten me?

Here goes:

Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? 

Hot Chocolate (particularly Stephen's Cinnamon Cocoa). As for the other stuff -- if you like drinking snot, more power to you.

Does Santa wrap presents or set them under the tree?

Santa TRIES  to wrap the presents, but frankly he isn't very good at it. I mean, he gets the concept, he just can't quite pull it off. 

Colored lights on the tree, or white? 

White before we had kids, and colored for the last eleven years. Until this year. Not enough of the colored lights worked, so the tree has white lights this year. It's beautiful, it feels like we have a grown-up tree again. 

When do you put up your decorations?

Right around December 1, though most everything is up for a week or so before the tree (because we still get the kind made out of wood).

What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?

Hands down, dessert or not, HAM!!! Followed closely by funeral potatoes. 

Favorite Holiday memory as a child:

Coming downstairs when I was five (and a true believer) to see the floor overflowing with Yuletide abundance. He had come!! More to come on this -- stay tuned to the blog.

 

When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?

When I was six I was told, by my cousin, that there was no Santa. When I had kids, I learned that Santa Claus is indeed real. 

Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?

At least.

How do you decorate your Christmas tree?

Naked -- oh, you meant...right...each person in the family gets a new ornament each year. We have enough now, that they pretty much cover the tree. My ornament this year is Indiana Jones. Classic. 

Snow! Love it or dread it? 

I used to take it as a personal insult if my Christmas wasn't white. These days, although I certainly prefer a White Christmas -- simply for the beauty of it -- I don't mind balmier weather. I have no use for the white stuff after Christmas. I live in Utah, and can't ski -- go figure. 

Can you ice skate? 

If by "ice skate" you mean to glide on the ice, and stay vertical more than horizontal, then YES!

Do you remember your favorite gift?

Scroll down two posts.

 

What's the most important thing about the holidays for you?

Family. No question. 

What is your favorite holiday dessert?

I like cherry pie filling. Just the filling. Maybe some Cool Whip. 

What is your favorite tradition?

Eating Chinese food, on the night we put up our tree. I love Beef and Broccoli -- except for the water chestnuts (what are those things anyway) "Deck da hars with bowrs of hawrry..."

Which do you prefer, Giving or Receiving?

See two posts back -- again. Giving. Christmas is much more satisfying as a parent.

 

What is your favorite Christmas song? 

You cannot beat the simplicity of Silent Night. But, my favorite line from a Christmas Carol, comes from "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem" -- The hopes and fears, of all the years, are met in thee tonight. 

Candy canes! Yuck or Yum?

I love them -- in a hot cup if cocoa!

Ever recycled a Christmas present?

Ummmmmmmm........HEY! Is that one of Santa's elves?!?!

Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!

Let me set the scene. 

Principal players:

Jordan -- Eleven year old daughter. 

Sharon -- Exasperated mother. 

Chris -- Dad, and innocent bystander.

As our scene opens, the family is preparing to go out for that most traditional of traditions -- buying the annual Christmas tree. In accordance, said family always orders Chinese food on the night that the Christmas tree is decorated, and therefore the family is trying to order the Chinese food, to be picked up, after the selection of the aforementioned tree. Chris is simply passing by the doorway. Jordan has had the menu for ten minutes, and cannot decide what she wants to order...

Aaaaaaaaannnnnndddddddd...............ACTION!

Sharon: Hurry up Jordan, we need to order the food!

Jordan: Just give me a sec. 

Sharon: Jordan, you've had lots of secs!

(Sound of squealing brakes.  Sound of crashing buildings. Sound of stunned silence).

Sharon: That didn't sound right.

(Sound of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter)

Chris and Sharon: (Unable to breathe)

Jordan: (Smiling, but not sure why)

Photostory Friday: Gifts

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This one's more about a picture than a photo. 

It's also a little wordy. Bear with me...

I've been thinking about gifts. The gifts we give. The gifts we receive (the gifts we get but don't really want, so we re-gift to someone else). 

The Joy of giving. It is more blessed to give than to receive. We are told that from the time we are old enough to understand. We nod our heads in agreement, and hope that we don't have to answer verbally, because what we're really thinking about is all that loot under the tree, with our name on it. 

But, eventually, we all have the chance to give, without expectation of reward. And we find that, sometimes, the best gifts are intangible. 

Why is giving so satisfying? Naturally we are selfish creatures. Our inclination is to feed and shelter ourselves. We want to get whatever there is to be gotten, before someone else gets it. It's called the acquisitive instinct -- the desire to acquire. It is not in our natural interest to give unconditionally. So, why do we do it?

We know the answer to that question, of course, -- it's because of that feeling. We all know it; it warms us from the inside out -- starting somewhere near the heart. 

If taking is an expression of nature, then giving is an expression of the divine. God gives. When we give, freely and without condition, we are being true to our divine heritage. Giving is the right thing to do. That's why it feels so good. 

The Joy of receiving. This seems like a no-brainer, right? Admit it, we all like to get stuff. But, most of the gifts that we give each other just take up space. They are given and forgotten. Let me tell you about the greatest Christmas gift I have ever received. 

For years, I carried around, in the cluttered corners of my mind, the idea of a picture of some of my favorite creative people -- my heroes -- George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Jim Henson, Walt Disney and Theodore Geisel (aka Dr Suess). These are men whose work has inspired me, taught me and entertained me. I imagined a composite picture of all of them (gathered together, brainstorming new ways to entertain me, I suppose). But there were some barriers to this becoming a reality. 

First of all, by the time I thought of it, three of the five men were dead -- which made photography unlikely (or, at the very least, not aesthetically pleasing). Therefore, it would have to be a drawing, which brings us to the next problem: I can't draw people. So my idea remained just that -- until Christmas morning, 2001, when I opened up a present from my wife. There, in my hands, was my picture!

I had mentioned to Sharon, years before, this idea of mine -- and thought nothing more about it. But, as it turned out, Sharon thought about it quite a bit. By 2001, Sharon was working with a woman of considerable artistic ability, so she collected pictures of each of my heroes and commissioned (for lack of a better word) her friend to draw this picture for me. 

They tell me I'm a hard person to buy for, which isn't true -- I like everything (for those of you taking notes). But, if you want to move me, it has to come from the heart. I was struck speechless by what I held in my hands that Christmas morning -- which may be the best present that I've ever given to Sharon. I knew, in an instant, all that must have gone in to the creation of this picture. She hadn't just gone to the effort of having the picture drawn and framed, she had taken something that was important to me, and made it important to her -- for my sake. It was the perfect gift. 

I love the picture. It has a prominent place in our home. When I look at it, I think of all that the men in the picture have done, and what it means to me: Jim Henson took a sock puppet, and turned it into a group of the most recognized and beloved characters in the world. Walt Disney is the role model for anyone who has ever had a dream. Lucas and Spielberg have been such a part of my life, that they're practically in my DNA, and Dr. Suess taught me to read and to love words. 

But my first thought is that Sharon cared enough to find a present that would touch my heart. It really is a gift of love. 

Of course, there are gifts and then there are gifts. My wife and kids, and the rest of my family, mean more to me than anything -- with the exception of the greatest gift of all: the gift of a Beloved Son, from a loving Father. 

May you find joy in all that you give, and all that you receive this Christmas.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill toward men...

December 24, 1914

Along the front lines of World War One, troops from England, France and Belgium lined up in trenches, opposite German and Austrian soldiers. There they killed each other with a sophistication and a ferocity never before seen. 

One of the few things the opposing sides had in common, aside from the wretched living conditions, was their love of the approaching Christmas holiday. But, in 1914, the word from high command, on both sides, was no Christmas truce. The fighting was not to be stopped for any reason. But sometimes an idea becomes so powerful that it cannot be denied. 

On Christmas Eve, the rain, which had fallen incessantly, suddenly stopped. The sky cleared, the stars shone brilliantly, and the ground, now frozen, became easier to walk on. As the allied troops looked out across the surreal Hell of No Man's Land, what they saw astonished them. All along the German lines, strange objects began appearing atop the parapets. Peculiar, because at the front, to be conspicuous was to invite death. The objects, it turned out, were tannenbaums -- German Christmas trees. 

After the trees, came the hastily fashioned signs: "You no fight, we no fight" and "Happy Christmas English!" And then came the song -- the melody familiar, if not the words -- Stille Nacht. 

Silent Night.

As Christmas morning dawned, burial crews from both sides worked together to clear the battlefield -- upon which they played a game of soccer later that day. They ate, they sang and they shared with one another what little they had. And they prayed that the next Christmas would find them all in happier circumstances. 

It was not perfect and it did not last. The war dragged on for four more years, and cost a frightful number of lives. But, for a brief, beautiful moment, peace was more profound and more preferred than war.

A generation later, on Christmas Eve 1944, a group of U.S. soldiers were involved in a desperate battle to occupy a string of islands in the Pacific Theater. They faced an enemy which seemed invisible. For several nights, leading up to Christmas, Japanese soldiers, silent in rubber soled shoes, and covered by the darkness, descended on their position and rained fire down upon the Americans. 

As midnight approached on December 24, some of the soldiers hung stockings on the ends of their bayonets  -- a grim reminder of all that they were missing at home. As the hour struck, and they wondered which of them would greet the morning, suddenly a voice broke the silence. A beautiful tenor began to sing "It came upon a midnight clear." This song was followed by another and then another. More soldiers joined the choir, and voice by voice they filled the stifling atmosphere with songs of love and joy. 

No shots were fired that night. No one died. Love and hatred cannot coexist. Where there is peace, there cannot be war. 

Our world today is embroiled in a struggle that has no end. To rid the world of terror, is a task of eternal vigilance. Nobody desires war, but sometimes simply wanting peace is not enough. Liberty and security are purchased by the lives of the willing and the brave. The world into which the Savior was born was not a world of peace. Upon the announcement of the birth, conflict did not cease. The lion did not lie down with the lamb. The peace and goodwill declared by the angel were not given to the world collectively, but individually. Peace comes through an understanding of our place before God, and goodwill as a result of the Savior's unselfish sacrifice on our behalf. 

Of all the year, the Christmas season is the time to remember that Goodwill toward men is the best way to bring about Peace on Earth.

The Definitive Christmas Album List

This is a long one -- you might want to take it in bite sized pieces. Think of this more as a handy reference guide to your holiday music listening enjoyment. 

Well, it’s that time of year again. 

The ubiquitous Christmas carol. Somewhere in the background, everywhere you go, from now until January 1, from malls, to grocery stores, to elevators, to restaurants, and on, and on, will be playing somebody’s rendition of some holiday song. 

EVERYBODY does a Christmas album! 

Why? Because they are relatively quick and cheap to make (most of the songs are already written) and there is already a built in audience -- even if a fan is only luke warm on most of an artist’s work, there’s a good chance that they would be curious enough to buy the Christmas Album. The problem is -- and trust me I’ve done the research (I used to buy every Christmas CD by any singer that I was remotely familiar with) -- 98% of them SUCK!

Now let me qualify that by saying that I think about 98% of everything in the music industry today SUCKS as well. So, what’s the problem? The problem is, that when you are making an album of the same songs that everyone else is recording, it is very hard to stand out. Even great singers often do bland interpretations of Christmas songs -- good for background noise, but nothing memorable. For instance, if I could have any person’s singing voice in this world right now, it would be Josh Groban’s. He has a beautiful (yes beautiful - get over it), powerful, tenor voice, but he released a Christmas album last year that is chloroform in a CD format.    I’m not necessarily advocating a complete overhaul of the Christmas catalog -- in fact I’m a big fan of tradition. 

Even the titles of most of these albums aren’t original -- you can almost predict them: Country singers will name their CD -- naturally -- “A Country Christmas”, whereas your more pretentious artists will call their holiday collection “Noel”. And, of course, there’s the always popular, if bland, “The Christmas Album”. But, before I go too far, I suppose that I shouldn’t harp too much on titles, because, as the saying goes “You can’t judge a book by it’s cover” (some of the titles that I have named are in the following list of “Essential CD’s”).

I’m also not saying that there hasn’t been innovation in the genre of Christmas music. For instance, take the Trans Siberian Orchestra - not only a catchy, if somewhat baffling, name for a band, but, the music is a very original take on traditional Christmas songs. It was designed to be a sort of Rock Opera (ala “Tommy” by The Who), so the music is very heavy on electric guitars and drums, and actually is very earnest (though, at times, it sounds as though they are trying to beat their instruments into submission). The problem comes, mainly, from the lyrics and the singing. The lyrics (not that I could do any better) sound like they are written from a veteran of the rock power ballads of the late 1980’s/early 1990’s, though, as I said, they are very earnest. 

Then there’s the singing...it sounds like...well...how do I put this?...it sounds like Satan singing Christmas carols. And that’s just not right. I know they don’t mean for it to sound that way, but I can’t help it, when I listen to the guy sing, all I hear is “Joy to the World! and pass the live bats!”

In these days of itunes and create your own playlists, is it really necessary to have a list of Essential Christmas albums? Of course it is, or I wouldn’t be doing it. Most Christmas albums, even the most bland ones, won’t cause your ears to bleed, and there is usually at least one song that approaches listen-ability. But, wouldn’t it be nice to put in a CD that you can play, in its entirety, and actually enjoy every song? Christmas is a time of many different emotions, and what follows is a list of 14 Christmas CD’s that will get you through all the highs, lows and in-betweens of “the most wonderful time of the year.”

1. Bing Crosby: Christmas Classics 

   Bing Crosby sings everything better than anyone else. He is, literally, the voice of Christmas. He's also everywhere at Christmas, so how do you know which album is going to give you the biggest bang for your buck? Well on every Bing Crosby Christmas album you will find "White Chirstmas." No one but Bing should sing this song. EVER!  This CD has that song, as well as the popular, and fun (though more interesting when it wasn't played so often) duet with David Bowie -- "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy". The real gem however is a beautiful song called "The Littlest Angel." 

2. Peter Breinholt: Noel 

  Okay, so this is one of those predictable titles, but trust me, it works here. Peter Breinholt is a local guy here in Utah, but over the years , he has acquired a substantial following outside of the immediate area. If I had to classify his music, I would call it folk, but really his sound is unique. His music is an acoustic amalgamation. There are guitars and banjos and fiddles and drums and pianos and cellos and on and on...Very rich and very original. Nine of the eleven songs on this CD are traditional Christmas songs, but every one of them feels original, but not in a distracting way. Actually, listening to this CD, makes you think that this is the way these songs are supposed to sound. His two original songs -- "Christmas Eve Song" and "Wake up Little Child"  -- are vintage Peter, sort of a stream of consciousness collection of wonderfully descriptive sentences, paired with beautiful music. I could play this CD all year  long. I don't even do that with Bing. If I could recommend one new CD, from any on this list, this would be it. 

3. Kurt Bestor: Noel

   So, I mock pretentious titles like "Noel" and then I give you two in a row? Yes, but I swear it's okay. The title of this CD is also appropriate -- but ONLY these two, no more! Kurt Bestor is another local (what can I say, we have a plethora of local talent). He has scored music for movies, TV shows, even the Olympics, as well as several albums of his own. But, he made his name with Christmas Albums (he has five) and his yearly Christmas concerts -- which used to be really good, but have gotten a little stale lately (though he'll be the last to know it -- he has a bit of an ego). Luckily we have recordings of his music. Noel is his third Christmas CD, and he was really hitting his stride. It has a little of everything (all instrumental by the way) from new age piano to quiet traditional to full orchestral pieces. The prettiest song here is "Star Carol," but be sure to check out the piano solo mid way through "Hark the Herald Angels Sing." 

4. Jimmy Buffett: Christmas Island

   Jimmy Buffett was born December 20, 1946. Christmas 1996 was Jimmy's 50th birthday, and to celebrate he decided to release his first, and only, Christmas CD. This is a unique CD. You see, Jimmy Buffett used to be capable of producing good, entertaining, clever music (just not in the last five or six years).  "Christmas Island" is a very fun album. At his best Jimmy has many different sounds, and this album has something for everyone: A reggae version of "Jingle Bells", a very serviceable turn as a crooner on "Mele Kalikimaka", and a rockin' surfer version of "Up on the Housetop." He also, perhaps predictably, covers John Lennon's "Happy Xmas (war is over)"  which is a little overdone, but all remakes of this tired song are better than the original for one reason -- no Yoko. But, the best songs on this CD are the original compositions.

 "Merry Christmas Alabama" is a touching musical Christmas card to friends and places of Buffett's past. And the coolest song on the CD is "Ho ho ho and a bottle of Rum" -- a little ditty about Santa, and a well deserved vacation.

 

5. Michael Mclean: The Forgotten Carols.

   Most Christmas albums try to include a new song, hoping it will catch on as the "new Christmas classic." But, most of them, of course, SUCK! But, with the Forgotten Carols, Michael Mclean has added to the Christmas catalog the best new Christmas songs, in a generation. The songs tell the story of a woman named Constance, a nurse who moves into the home of a kindly old gentleman named John, to care for him over the holidays, while his family is away on vacation. Constance is uptight and solitary, with very little use for Christmas, but she gradually has a change of heart, as she gets to know John, and learns the stories behind some very special Christmas ornaments. John may be older than he seems, as he tells of experiences with the Inn Keeper of Bethlehem, Joseph, the husband of Mary, and George Friedrich Handel, among others -- from each of whom John has acquired a memento which he hangs on his Christmas tree, to remind him of that person's connection to the celebration of the birth of the Savior.

 All the songs are wonderful, but the most touching is the story of Joseph -- "Joseph (I was not his father, he was mine)."

6. Mannheim Steamroller: Christmas 

   This was a groundbreaking album in the Christmas music genre. It was so innovative that it spawned a whole new movement in the field -- new age Christmas music. After this album, other artists realized that they could tweak traditional Christmas tunes, without being burned for heresy. The music actually spans quite a spectrum -- from contemporary "rockin" versions of songs like "Deck the Halls" and "God rest ye merry, gentlemen," to more traditional takes on songs like "Coventry Carol." This CD is really known for the jazzier stuff, but the real gem is the final song "Stille Nacht." Mannheim Steamroller has done several more Christmas CD's since this one, with varying degrees of success, but none have had the impact of this first album. 

7. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir: Spirit of the Season

   Actually, I included this CD, because it happens to be the one that I own. There are several, and they are all magnificent. At some point during the Christmas season, you get the urge to hear a good choir, and this is the preeminent choir in the world. Actually, this album does not contain it, but I would suggest finding a recording of the Tabernacle Choir singing the"Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah -- you win;t find it done any better anywhere. This CD happens to be the recording of the Choir's Christmas concert from a couple of years ago. The guest vocalist is Sissel --  a beautiful Norwegian woman, with an amazing voice (she did the haunting vocals on the soundtrack form Titanic).

8. Elvis Presley: If Every Day was like Christmas 

   Elvis has become something of a joke -- and for good reason -- but once you get past the sequined jumpsuits, and the impersonators, it turns out he really could sing. Usually Elvis and Christmas  means "Blue Christmas" -- which is on this CD -- but there are so many other great songs on this album, that "Blue Christmas" is more of a footnote. Elvis puts his unique spin on several traditional Christmas songs (Silver Bells, The First Noel, Silent Night etc...) but the best songs on this disc have a lonely, melancholy sound. "It won't seem like Christmas without you," "Holly Leaves and Christmas Trees," and "If I get home on Christmas Day" remind you that Christmas is not always presents and joyful exuberance, sometimes it is loneliness and heartache. I'll admit, this album probably isn't for everyone, but don't judge it too harshly before you've given it an honest chance. 

9. Harry Connick Jr.: When my Heart finds Christmas

   Harry Connick Jr. is a throwback to the crooners of old. His style takes a classic New Orleans jazz sound and makes it cool for a new generation. While his up tempo stuff is a real kick, he doesn't quite have the chops to match up to the old crooners (Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole...) on the slower songs. That's not to say they're not worth listening to -- "When my heart finds Christmas" and "What are you doing New Year's Eve?" are the kind of songs that make you want to make a cup of hot chocolate, and stare out the window at the falling snow (if you're into that kind of thing). But he really nail it on the big band songs. "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" is a fun new take on an old favorite, but the best song on the CD is "It must've been ol' Santa Claus" about a fanciful ride with Old St. Nick, by a young unbeliever. 

10. Sarah McLachlan: Wintersong

   I used to add several new CD's to my Christmas collection each year, but as I have become more discriminating, the additions have become smaller. In 2006, I only bought two, this beauty being one of them. Sarah McLachlan sings from love's ragged edges. Most of her music has a beautiful melancholy to it. This album is full of glorious melancholy. This is a CD to play on that day that you KNOW is coming, when the pressure of the holidays makes you wonder if we've all lost sight of the beauty of a simple Christmas. There are none of the fun "kid" songs here -- no Rudolph, no Frosty, no Jingle Bells. The traditional songs are the quieter hymns of Christmas -- O little town of Bethlehem, Silent Night, What Child is this?  -- the other

 selections are mostly covers of other artists, and they are all better than the originals. There is no real surprise here: "Happy Xmas (War is Over), which, like the Jimmy Buffett version, is better than John Lennon's original because, once again, no Yoko. Even better is the version of the Joni Mitchell song "River" -- with a beautiful dobro accompaniment. Best of all the covers though is "Song for a Winter's Night" -- originally sung (and written) by Gordon Lightfoot. Sarah, no slouch of a songwriter herself, has a pretty little composition of her own called "Wintersong." But, I've saved the best for last -- "In the Bleak Mid-Winter" is  not only the best version of this song, it's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. The whole CD is gorgeous. It's the best addition to my Christmas music collection in the last ten years. 

11. Ryan Shupe and the Rubberband: The Gift

   Ryan Shupe and the Rubberband have a very distinct sound -- it's bluegrass, but it's also folk, and rock and country and jazz and...in fact, they describe their sound as "Post Hee Haw - Funkadelic - Hip Hop - Newgrass." That pretty much covers it. This is mostly a fun album ( if you ever get the chance to see these guys in concert, they are as much fun to watch, as they are to listen to), with bluegrass treatments of many Christmas favorites -- "Rudolph," "Jingle Bells," "Silent Night," and a really cool version of "Carol of the Bells" -- with no bells. The really great songs on this album are the original -- "The Gift" (which is sort of a take on "O Come all Ye Faithful") and the unusual -- "Far Far Away" -- which is an original sound for a lesser known Mormon Christmas hymn "Far Far Away on Judea's Plain." The music is very rich (these guys are good friends, and often perform with, Peter Breinholt -- see #2) -- banjo, guitar, and Ryan Shupe's specialty, the fiddle (or violin, if he plays it slower -- yes, that's the only difference -- I don't care what your high school music teacher said).

12. John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together

   Okay! Listen to it before you judge it! This is good stuff. I LOVE the Muppets, and heck, I even really like John Denver. Sue me. The amazing thing about a Muppets CD is that it's really a bunch of guys in a studio, singing in funny voices, but the magic is that what you hear, and what you see in your mind's eye, are Kermit and company. But, beyond the novelty of listening to puppets sing, the songs are very touching, especially when combined with the heartfelt earnestness of John Denver. It seem that back in the late 70's, John and the Muppets were always getting together, for one reason or another. They blend so seamlessly, that I almost think that maybe John Denver was a Muppet. Some of the songs on the CD are only Muppets (and all of your favorites are here == Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Rolff) like "Christmas Wish" sung by Kermit, and some are just John Denver -- "Noe: Christmas Eve 1913." But, of course, the best songs are the ones where they sing together. Highlights are "The Twelve Days of Christmas" -- which descends into madness -- and "Stille Nacht" -- which opens with a narration of the story of how this most beloved of all Christmas carols came to be written. 

Honorable mentions: Alabama Christmas, volumes 1&2

   These holiday offerings, by perennial country favorites Alabama, are packed with great -- mostly original -- Christmas songs. In fact, of the 23 songs between the two albums, only three of them are traditional Christmas carols, the best of which is their version of "The Little Drummer Boy." Only a couple of songs are really forgettable, and some are very touching. Alabama has a very warm, heartfelt sound, which really works Christmas songs. These are songs to listen to, as you sit in front of a roaring fire (in the fireplace) and admire the great job you did decorating your tree. . Highlights: "Santa Claus (I still believe in you)," "Tonight is Christmas," "Thistlehair the Christmas Bear," "Tennessee Christmas, " "The Christmas Spirit," and, if you can believe it, a song called "Happy Birthday Jesus" (I cringed at the title, but they pull it off). There are two songs that I especially love, because they remind me of my dad, who passed away just before Christmas, a few years ago -- "Christmas Memories" and " I was Young Once Too." I'm not sure why I called these albums honorable mentions. Go ahead and think of them as numbers 13 and 14, if you'd like to. 

There you go. 

The essential Christmas Album list. You can't go wrong with anything from the above selections. Trust me. I wouldn't something this important.