Let me set the scene.
Jordan -- Eleven year old daughter.
Sharon -- Exasperated mother.
Chris -- Dad, and innocent bystander.
As our scene opens, the family is preparing to go out for that most traditional of traditions -- buying the annual Christmas tree. In accordance, said family always orders Chinese food on the night that the Christmas tree is decorated, and therefore the family is trying to order the Chinese food, to be picked up, after the selection of the aforementioned tree. Chris is simply passing by the doorway. Jordan has had the menu for ten minutes, and cannot decide what she wants to order...
Sharon: Hurry up Jordan, we need to order the food!
Jordan: Just give me a sec.
Sharon: Jordan, you've had lots of secs!
(Sound of squealing brakes. Sound of crashing buildings. Sound of stunned silence).
Sharon: That didn't sound right.
(Sound of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter)
Chris and Sharon: (Unable to breathe)
Jordan: (Smiling, but not sure why)