Friday, July 10, 2009

Does Suave know me or what?

31 Posts in 31 Days: #10

So, I was in the store the other day, and I saw this product. Suave Men's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash.

My first thought was, "Well, that's convenient! It's about time someone came up with something like this!"

Second thought: "I already use shampoo as bodywash anyway -- but only if there's no soap handy (like at eye level)."

Third thought: "Wait a minute, I smell a rat!"

So I went looking, and found Suave Kid's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash. In TWO flavors:

Upon further inspection, I found Suave Women's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash:

Oh, that's right, I DIDN'T find Suave Women's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash.

Men have won wars.

Men have discovered new lands.

Men have cured diseases.

Men have walked on the moon.

Evidently men have NOT mastered the art and intricacy of the three-separate-bottle personal cleansing regimen.

In protest, I will NEVER buy this product.

I'll just continue doing what I have always done: lathering up with the shampoo (or the conditioner -- whichever's handiest).


sunshinesls said...

Ha ha!!! My husband does the same thing!!!! Too funny....I have shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body wash...etc! CrAzy!

TuTu's Bliss said...

My hubby might be adding Rogaine to his beauty routine. Maybe it was all those years of using bar soap for shampoo ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL! You are hilarious :)

latree said...

oh you man....


{krista} said...

As if men ever wanted to take the time to use three different products!

kayerj said...

Hurrah for the man! fun post :)

Mom24 said...

So, let me get this straight, you won't buy this product because it doesn't come in fancy scents? Hot wings? Cheesy bacon burger? What would it take?

Pam Emmons said...

Why do people say things like shampoo and lotion come in "flavors?" Flavors are things you taste, not smell.You wouldn't taste this would you?

Well, maybe you would, for the sake of blogging.

Kat said...


Susan said...


Aaron said...

You have this all backward. I don't dare post my true feelings, so I will give you the short version....Guys and kids don't need it because we have not been taught it is a must. Women have been duped accordingly.

Lather, rinse, repeat if needed.

Chris said...

Aaron -- you're bald. Everything's a bodywash to you.