Tuesday, June 26, 2012

This One Time I Was Sleeping And...

Mama’s Losin’ It
This one time I was sleeping and...




...Well, it's hard to jump right into the middle of the story...

This one time I was sleeping and...

...It's just that, it wasn't really my fault, that's important...

This one time I was sleeping and...


...see, I was working this horrible graveyard shift -- Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights. It's a killer. If you ever get the chance, call in sick and move to another state...

This one time I was sleeping and...

...I was REALLY in love with my wife (then girlfriend). REALLY...

This one time I was sleeping and...

...ok, I can't be the only person this has ever happened to...

This one time I was sleeping and...

...You know, the truth is, Disney makes movies about this kind of thing...




...sort of...

This one time I was sleeping and...

...IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!...

This one time I was sleeping and...

...I'm not saying I wasn't having a good time...

This one time I was sleeping and...









...it was very relaxing. That's a compliment, you know...

This one time I was sleeping and...





...Look, in my defense, I'm probably a necrophiliac...




...or is that nymphomaniac?...





...narcoleptic. THAT'S it....

So, this one time I was sleeping and...

I suddenly woke back up and realized that my girlfriend (now wife) was STILL kissing me.

I knew I'd fallen asleep mid kiss.



And so did she.



4 comments:

The Bonny Bard said...

you must have been... very, very... tired....

faith jordan said...

At least she did too... lol.. love the pictures.

Jen said...

Oh my... LOL!

But I only laugh because this happened to me. I was kissing my husband and he too fell asleep mid kids.

I have since worked on my kissing skills so it has not happened again. ;)

Maureen H said...

LMAO I love this one! Very creative