...Well, it's hard to jump right into the middle of the story...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...It's just that, it wasn't really my fault, that's important...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...see, I was working this horrible graveyard shift -- Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights. It's a killer. If you ever get the chance, call in sick and move to another state...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...I was REALLY in love with my wife (then girlfriend). REALLY...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...ok, I can't be the only person this has ever happened to...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...You know, the truth is, Disney makes movies about this kind of thing...
...sort of...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...I'm not saying I wasn't having a good time...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...it was very relaxing. That's a compliment, you know...
This one time I was sleeping and...
...Look, in my defense, I'm probably a necrophiliac...
...or is that nymphomaniac?...
...narcoleptic. THAT'S it....
So, this one time I was sleeping and...
I suddenly woke back up and realized that my girlfriend (now wife) was STILL kissing me.
I knew I'd fallen asleep mid kiss.
And so did she.
4 comments:
you must have been... very, very... tired....
At least she did too... lol.. love the pictures.
Oh my... LOL!
But I only laugh because this happened to me. I was kissing my husband and he too fell asleep mid kids.
I have since worked on my kissing skills so it has not happened again. ;)
LMAO I love this one! Very creative
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