IF the University of Utah beats BYU this Saturday, in the mother of all football games, I will write the most glowing review of the Utah football team any of you have ever seen. And post it here for all the world to see. I will eat crow. I will proclaim the Utes worthy of all accolades heaped upon them. I will fall down and worship at the Crimson Altar.
I'm not saying I'll mean any of it.
But, it won't come to that, I'm sure.