You have lost your elfing mind.
You smell like Beef and Cheese
You sit on a throne of lies
These toilets are GINORMUS
We elves like to stick to the 4 main food groups:1 - Candy 2 - Candy Canes3 - Candy Corns4 - Syrup
HI! Buddy the elf....what's your favorite color?
Why are you smiling?I love to smile, smiling's my favorite!
Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...
I'm Buddy, I'm an elf.....well, actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel
BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!Did you hear that?
Aaron, you really need a hobby. Why don't you go make some more kids.
Looks like you sent yourself your own card… clever.Beats the Christmas Photo cards any day.Merry Christmas!
Aaron's on a roll... your brother right?Shouldn't you be posting a tongue-stuck-to-frozen-pole shot?
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You have lost your elfing mind.
You smell like Beef and Cheese
You sit on a throne of lies
These toilets are GINORMUS
We elves like to stick to the 4 main food groups:
1 - Candy
2 - Candy Canes
3 - Candy Corns
4 - Syrup
HI! Buddy the elf....what's your favorite color?
Why are you smiling?
I love to smile, smiling's my favorite!
Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...
I'm Buddy, I'm an elf.....well, actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel
BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!
Did you hear that?
Aaron, you really need a hobby. Why don't you go make some more kids.
Looks like you sent yourself your own card… clever.
Beats the Christmas Photo cards any day.
Merry Christmas!
Aaron's on a roll... your brother right?
Shouldn't you be posting a tongue-stuck-to-frozen-pole shot?
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