Does Suave know me or what?

31 Posts in 31 Days: #10

So, I was in the store the other day, and I saw this product. Suave Men's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash.

My first thought was, "Well, that's convenient! It's about time someone came up with something like this!"

Second thought: "I already use shampoo as bodywash anyway -- but only if there's no soap handy (like at eye level)."

Third thought: "Wait a minute, I smell a rat!"

So I went looking, and found Suave Kid's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash. In TWO flavors:

Upon further inspection, I found Suave Women's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash:

Oh, that's right, I DIDN'T find Suave Women's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash.

Men have won wars.

Men have discovered new lands.

Men have cured diseases.

Men have walked on the moon.

Evidently men have NOT mastered the art and intricacy of the three-separate-bottle personal cleansing regimen.

In protest, I will NEVER buy this product.

I'll just continue doing what I have always done: lathering up with the shampoo (or the conditioner -- whichever's handiest).