Learn what poison ivy looks like.
Avoid it. It's like a biblical plague. Only worse.
Stop caring what Justin Bieber thinks...says...does...
The same goes for Miley Cyrus.
And any kind of Kardashian. Whatever that is.
Smile, when you want to scream -- it's never as bad as it seems.
A bad attitude never accomplished anything worthwhile. Ever.
Once in a while, find something crazy and off the wall, with no practical application in life, and do it for the pure weirdness of it.
Like learning to ride a unicycle.
It keeps you young.
And that's 100 words.