The Royals had a baby yesterday.
William, and Catherine, brought into the world, their firstborn son, third in line to the British crown.
The brits, who adore their royals absurdly, were overjoyed.
Americans, conversely, came out by the gob-load to express how disinterested they are in the event, and how little an impact it will have on their lives.
If you're so obsessed by this news, that it consumes your every waking thought, you need a life.
If you cannot wish a seemingly decent couple of first time parents joy in their new journey, then you also need a life.