100 Words: Who Knows? You Might Like Poison Ivy

So, I've made no secret of the fact that I have not enjoyed my poison ivy experience.

At all.

But, that doesn't necessarily mean you wouldn't...

You might like poison ivy if:

You enjoy mosquito bites. Thousands of them.

You don't mind the smell of sulfur and brimstone.

Your name rhymes with Nadalph Whitler.

You're tired of the ususal, peachy fleshtones, and looking for a new direction -- something closer to the color of raw, ground beef....seasoned with e coli bacteria.

You like being mistaken for a leper.

You just want to be left alone, when the zombie apocalypse begins.