Monday, July 15, 2013

100 Words: I think I could live with only one leg

My right ear is clogged up, from allergies.

My calves are bruised and bloodied from unicycling.




And now I have a rash.

Seriously, a rash.


On the back of my left knee.  Right where my jeans rub all day at work, and where the bottom of my shorts reach in the afternoon.


IT ITCHES!

I hate itching more than I hate almost anything else!

If I could ride a unicycle with one leg, I might consider self amputation. Seriously...people can live practically normal lives with one leg these days.


And, you know what else? Prosthetic legs don't get rashes!

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