My calves are bruised and bloodied from unicycling.
And now I have a rash.
Seriously, a rash.
On the back of my left knee. Right where my jeans rub all day at work, and where the bottom of my shorts reach in the afternoon.
I hate itching more than I hate almost anything else!
If I could ride a unicycle with one leg, I might consider self amputation. Seriously...people can live practically normal lives with one leg these days.
And, you know what else? Prosthetic legs don't get rashes!